Wife: Could you just clear the garden for me, honey?
Husband: Do I look like a landscaper?
A SLAZY PARTNER! (STORY OF HAHA)
Spouse: I apologize, my love. Let us fix the bathroom door, shall we?
Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?
When the spouse departs, the tasks remain incomplete. When he returns later, the lawn is well-kept and the bathroom door has been fixed.
Wife: I had faith that she would handle things independently!
Wife: It wasn’t me who did it.
Wife: Really? Then, who did it?
Wife: The neighboring woman.
Spouse: How much did you give him?
Wife: He didn’t want money. He can now give me either bread or sex.
Husband: I’m hoping you gave him some bread.
Wife: Do I look like I work in a bakery?
